About the Looksmaxxing General
John is running to restore jawline integrity.
Vote John Gordon for Looksmaxxing General!
WHY HE’S RUNNING
John Gordon is running for Georgia’s Looksmaxxing General in order to ascend Georgians.
John is the only candidate that will protect your PSL score. As Looksmaxxing General John Gordon will enforce existing grooming standards to prevent mid-ness. He will uncover past moggings and hold people accountable, so height mogging never happens again!
For too long, Georgians have neglected the duties of their skincare routines. Some have taken the remarkable position that sunscreen is optional, even as their foreheads threaten to take over their faces. You simply cannot have it both ways.
John will also protect our communities against bonesmashing, hardmaxxing, and the influx of cargo shorts. He will make mewing the official state posture, put a mirror in every courthouse, and guarantee every Georgian’s right to a good haircut, regardless of PSL score.
John C. Gordon’s Biography
John Gordon grew up in Macon, Georgia, where he attended Alexander III elementary school and Stratford Academy (Macon, Ga.) from grades seven through twelve. He then attended Ohio Wesleyan University, followed by Mercer Law School. John has always worked hard and credits his parents – Lucy and Don – as his role models, who instilled the desire in him to succeed.
John began working as a very young man, serving drinks and snacks to construction workers at the age of 12. By the time he hit his teenage years, he started working in fast food, then in a machine room at a cotton mill, and then in hospitality and finance. When he reached his twenties, John got a job at a radio station as he went through law school.
He eventually landed a job as a prosecutor with the District Attorney of Bibb County, Georgia. From there, John was hired into private practice, starting a successful career practicing law, running a business, and providing jobs. He’s currently the Managing Partner at Perfect Circle Renewable Energy, LLC, and, at 72, the most promising “billionaire” contestant Camp Looksmax has ever seen.
Throughout his adult life, John has always given back to his community, serving in leadership positions with various groups such as Skyland Trail (Board Emeritus), Friends of English Avenue (Founder and Chair), Peachtree Presbyterian Church, United Way, Georgia Republican Party Foundation, and many others.
John is married to Helen Milner from Atlanta. They’ve been married for 43 years and have 3 adult children John (Darcy), Spencer and Grayson.
WHY GEORGIA’S JAWLINES MATTER
Georgia is of vital importance to every American who wants a sharper jawline and to protect our skin barrier.
The 2020s have been fraught with mogging in Georgia. Experts estimate 11,779 Georgians were height mogged at a single Braves game. Another 14,917 were frame mogged at the gym, mostly by people who were only there to take pictures.
Meanwhile, Georgia has no official Looksmaxxing General at all. Nobody is enforcing the skincare laws, mostly because there are no skincare laws!
Cargo shorts remain legal. Mewing remains voluntary. In short, Georgia has been left sub5, and the people of Georgia deserve to ascend!
John Gordon has worked for the past year softmaxxing, mewing and getting his eyebrows done. He will immediately upon election open an investigation into every bad haircut in our State!