John Pays a Pretty Penny to Attend Looksmax Camp
- Age72
- Mewing experienceNone
- Net worth“Billionaire”
The “billionaire” Looksmaxxing General flies to Encino, California, pays Clavicular’s tuition in full, and surrenders his face to the cause. Eyeliner is applied. Jawlines are assessed. Nineteen-year-olds are consulted about his eyebrows. He is even offered a three-way with two mids.
Was it worth every penny of his wife’s money? Press play and decide.
John Gordon for Looksmaxxing General
Formerly running for Attorney General. Now ascending.
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John Gordon is running for Looksmaxxing General to protect the jawlines of Georgia, and to enforce its skincare routines and uphold its posture.
John Gordon is the only candidate who will fight to protect your PSL score and the integrity of your jawline. As Looksmaxxing General, John will enforce existing grooming standards, prosecute anyone caught bonesmashing to the fullest extent of the law, and mandate mewing in all state buildings. He will work to uncover every mogging that occurred in 2020, and he will make sure nobody gets height mogged under his watch. Sub5 today, Chad tomorrow.