Media
Clips of John Gordon shared on X.
72 year old looksmaxxer had to ask Clavicular if he could VOUCH that he’s been faithful during Clav’s looksmaxxing camp 😭
— Clavicular Updates (@Clav0Updates) October 11, 2026
“Let’s just get down to the brass tax. Have I been a good boy?… You put an old geezer around all this temptation, I can understand why she might be my only… pic.twitter.com/yilhNUmHiE
Clavicular mandated a 72 year old to wear mascara and eyeliner so he can ascend the Palm Beach senior citizens.
— ClipperViral📎 (@ClipperViralHQ) October 11, 2026
The contestant received a makeover before he returns home to Florida. Clav wants him spreading the message throughout his entire retirement community. His ultimate… pic.twitter.com/YEiU23c0Ju
Clavicular 72 year old contestant rizzed a 21 year old girl and secured a date through their shared love for Maroon 5. They bonded over Adam Levine and agreed they should watch the band perform together sometime. pic.twitter.com/NeZK6WXFyZ
— ClipperViral📎 (@ClipperViralHQ) October 11, 2026
Hexumlite criticizes LeBron James for taking a deal with a prediction market despite being a BILLIONAIRE 🤔
— Clavicular Updates (@Clav0Updates) October 10, 2026
“No morals, there’s no morals… How much is enough, like f-ck. That guys like a billionaire…” pic.twitter.com/Clt2Z1nWH8
Clavicular put mascara on a 72 year old contestant and had the 19 year old girls call him hot. His wife is obsessed with his eyebrows and even wants him to tattoo them but the mascara might already be enough. pic.twitter.com/7FDcPqWinU
— ClipperViral📎 (@ClipperViralHQ) October 10, 2026
Hexumlite asked a 72-year-old CEO with an estimated $3.5 billion fortune which Clavicular's Camp Looksmax contestant he would “crack,” while every girl there is in her 20s 😭💔
— derkly (@derklyc) October 9, 2026
“Freaky ahh” pic.twitter.com/XNXBwlRb9w
72 year old billionaire and Camp Looksmax contestant says Clavicular CHANGED his life and fixed his health by speaking about peptides such as retatrutide 😳 pic.twitter.com/l1NxEEUjry
— Clavicular Updates (@Clav0Updates) October 9, 2026
Clavicular was in disbelief after a 72 year old CEO worth estimated $3.5B showed up to his camp looksmax as a contestant 👀 pic.twitter.com/0bnCXOZyZe
— Clavicular News (@ClavicularNews) October 9, 2026